come in fayebee

momi always wants me to come in when i doan't want to. if it is a cowde dai an de winned is blowing, i shud be owtside. momi duz not unnerstand dis. she stans at the dore and yells "fayebee pippin come inside." pippin is a little suk up an he runs rite in becoz momi myt have a cuukkee. i grab my ball and lay down and peek at hur around the ball becoz she needs to come play outside with me. i du not mined if her neez hurt tudai or if hur caynt run or if her wadduls or grones. i will play with her ani way.i doan mined if hur is not mush fun tu pwai wif. i pwetind that i du not unnerstand a wurd, i ownly speke fwinch.

i was bornd in minni soder an i luv luv luv cole wether. now if it is hot, i will be de furs wun froo de dore. but if its cowde a beardie gurl shud be owtside. the ind. i yam teeching pippin tu like de cowde wether. at furst him did not nowe how mush him was spoze tu like it becoz him camed fwum atlanta an its bin hot there. but him is beginning tu unnerstan awl abowt cole wether. yu shudda seed him de furs time de wadder in de dish fwoze. him wud lik and lik an lik an den him cride and sed momi de wadder is bwoke. pore little feller. momi fixed him sum unbwoke wadder becoz hur did not wan him tu crie. sumtyms i will not come in for a long long time and momi will come out and tempte me wif reely gud tretes and will make a trale of them up the pady yowe an thru the dore an intu the kishin. an i like de reely gud stuff, so i toddull in an ete it an make momi fink she wun. but hur did not. i was reddy tu come in inni way. ha ha ha foold yu momi!! luv fayebee